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area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
that tag is so accurate
Wrench is awesome at magic tricks, it drives Numbers mad.
Wrench like “Pick a card” and then not finding the right card and Numbers is like “Yes finally i win for once” and then like the next day Numbers finds it in his wallet and Wrench is like “is that your card” AND NUMBERS FLIPS HIS SHIT.
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